Imagine a woman with the sex appeal of Nigella Lawson, the acidic wit of Anne Robinson and the strength of Gordon Ramsey. This is our hostess, Paige.

Paige is throwing a dinner party for her husband and four friends to celebrate his latest book - a rather pretentious philosophical "life-style" guide. She has taken great pains to produce a suitable menu, in keeping with her theme and has stage-managed the event with meticulous care.

But why has she chosen these particular friends, these unusual and peculiar dishes, and who is the mysterious and enigmatic waiter that she has hired from the Internet?

As this strange dinner party unfolds, you - her extra guests - will be taken on a rollercoaster ride of darkly comic, but very well mannered and coldly civilised revelations...

Please note: This show contains strong language and is not suitable for small children, or those of a 'sensitive' nature.