Synopsis:
The play focuses on a group of girls and local lads who venture out for a night of pre-marriage stag and hen party 
celebrations. The action takes place in the Gents and Ladies loos of a tacky Liverpool club, Bransky's, 
where Dave and Linda (bride and groom-to-be) have decided, unbeknownst to each other, to hold their stag and hen parties.

Linda runs into her old boyfriend, Peter, a musician with a single climbing up the pop charts, but who is back in 
Liverpool on this particular night - playing a gig at Branskys.

Whilst entering the club, Dave, in a drunken stupor, becomes ill from the indian curry he ate (washed down with a 
copious mix of cider and Guiness) and spends the remainder of the evening (and the play) in the Gents, with his head 
down the lavatory bowl!

His mates, including Kas, and gang leader Eddie decide to take the law into their own hands when they suspect that 
Linda has developed a crush on Peter and may be having second thoughts about marrying Dave.
 
Characters - ages 20, 30 or 40 something

The Stags:
Dave - Groom (doesn't have any lines and spends most of the play passed out) (M) 
Eddy - No-nonsense best-man (M) Robbie - Ladies man (M) 
Billy - Oddball (M) 
Kav - Bit of a divvy (M) 

The Hens:
Linda - Bride (F) 
Frances - Bride's Iest friend (F) 
Carol - work colleague (F) 
Bernadette - loud mouth (bit rough) (F) 
Maureen - tipsy cry-baby (F) 

Others:
Peter - The Musician (local boy made good) (M) 
Roadie (M)