"I am a lady of the night."
"I wasn't looking for that sort of arrangement!"
Condemned by an evil spell to take the form of a swan in the daytime, Odette desperately needs rescuing by a handsome prince. Unfortunately, all she has to hand is dense and immature Prince Siegfried of Vartonburtonsleister, dominated by his mother, the Queen Regent.
Meanwhile, the evil von Rothbart schemes to get his daughter, Odile, married to Prince Siegfried and with Sgt Clueless and PC Lazy on the case, it's doubtful whether anyone will stop him...